A masochist wall-bracket...
You'll (no doubt) know this bracket, intended for the spare roll of toilet paper, (which oftenly is inaccessible when needed)…
It can however be used for wallmounting a masochist !
Find one which is mechanically stable enough ! !
Then you measure your partner, from the floor, to the vagina/anus, while
standing at full attention.
Then you mount the bracket on the wall, so that your partner will have 4/5th of
it inserted into the body cavity in question, when riding the bracket.
Apply a condom, and in case of an anal insertion, a little KY.
Place a stable box under the bracket, and let your partner step up. Then it's just to insert the bracket, and tell your partner to (carefully) step off the box - which you then remove, and BINGO….
And now a version to bring to the local swinger/SM-club: